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Oct 17, 2006
The Bald Monkey and the Cute Bully... 10:31AM
Elden & his sister's bully,
Patrick...
Posted at 10:26 am by bigheartpatric
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Jul 14, 2006
I sit staring into the pure white screen,
Stoning, fueled up to the verge of letting out a big scream,
My Lord I yearn for a lasting dream,
with you on top of the very cream...
I sit staring into the grassy green plains,
Observing the vastness of creation wherever the sunlight gains,
My Lord I worship you for removing my pains,
with you in my heart you wipe away the stains...
I sit staring into the icy blue sky,
Lonely I shout to the abyss seeking a reply,
My Lord I thank you for adding onto the supply,
with you and Ms. Jade the fellowship multiply...
I sit staring no more unto my fiery candle litted room,
Weary I set aside the trusted old broom,
My Lord I pray for strength to battle my doom,
you answer my prayers by sending me this mushroom
Elden's victim,
Patrick...
Posted at 02:25 pm by bigheartpatric
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Mar 9, 2006
Attempting Suicide 9:08 PM
I figured that would be a great way to attract attention on my blog...
Did I ever mentioned that I'm actually allergic to lactose and kiwi. When I say kiwi, I meant the fruit and not the bird. It could be well mindless to actually think of the bird cause what can the bird do? Peck me till I have to get a MC refraining me to go to work? I'm just being silly. As Usual. Well anyways, back to the subject of my allergy. I've long been in a state of lactose intolerant. According to my family doctor, only old people develop this sort of condition when they reach their 60s and I got it at what age again? 14! The age when my bones need the most calsium, the age when my boyish frame shapes into wolverine or Micheal Jordan's body, the age where the brain is developing into somewhat of Einstein's caliber and the age when I was suppose to enjoy my favourite snack at the time... Snickers + Milk.
The condition took everything of that from me. I didn't get the part of Wolverine in the X-men movies, I never soared the heights of Mr. Air Jordan, I never developed a brain and I stopped eating sweet stuff. The impact of a milkless coming of age has left me scarred to a point where I sing AKORN's 'Lonely' in my sleep, sucking on my thumb, slamming my head into the wall and constant craving for Everclear. My years became a struggle for there was something missing in my life. Bit by bit and piece by piece, I could not tell the difference between day and night as food suddenly seem tasteless, the water bland and I began to age rapidly....
PAUSE!!! I can't take it no longer!!! I was trying to make it sound really sad and suddenly I DID feel sad and it's not right!!! I have to sing my Anger Management Song now..."I'm so PREETTY so PREETTY!..." To sum up post since I have to rush back to my day job as a con man, I bought MILK last night and I'm gonna drink it today. I believe I can and will live through it but we'll find out soon enough. If I do end up in the hospital, will the kind soul reading this entry smuggle me some charkuey teow, wan tan mee and nasi lemak. Taiwanese beef noodles and korean bbq are welcome as well. I don't like hospital food.
So have a nice day and God bless
Elden's True Victim,
Patrick...
Posted at 08:10 am by bigheartpatric
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Nov 22, 2005
Rise of the Invading Poultry 4:59
I haven't written in a month and a half. Some people think I'm lazy...
Well I admit I am LAZY!!! The past month was quite interesting. It is almost like an inter galatic space movie. It started off with me Kapitan Anjing Merah yang Comel a.k.a Kapitan AMC taking up the mission to help nurture younglings at this remote solar system known solely as VBS. It was a difficult mission as a wide majority of the younglings has turned to the michevious side and hence 'almost' got the better of Kapitan AMC. Through divine intervention and some really useful space rocks known as chocolates, most younglings slowly yet cautiously met our Supreme creator Lord Jesus. Kapitan AMC shall return in a 12 months time to tame another group of younglings... (michevious fading smile)
Right when the mission on star VBS was about to conclude, Kapitan AMC was recalled back to Red Lion Star to resume defence positions as the invading horde known as the Prudential clan has openly waged war against the Red Lion people...
Kapitan AMC has since been in the battle field until his immune system was invaded by a horde of live poultry.
The battle continues...
Elden's victim,
Patrick...
Posted at 04:23 pm by bigheartpatric
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Oct 4, 2005
The 2 Minute Stalker 10:06 PM
I know I am ugly but I never knew I had this sinister side of me...
I totally forgot that my credit card payment was due until after stuffing hundreds of grains of rice into my mouth while imitating the actions of my dad trying very hard to impersonate his grandson. I had a choice of waiting till the sun arises to head for the bank since they're license loan sharks and they could wait for another eight hours before they profit from my puny interest charges.
Anyway, I decided to head out to the bank instead mainly due to my absolute boredom(no idea why I'm feeling this way today), hence I set out on my simple task not expecting it to evolve into a misadventure(Why can't it be an adventure???). I arrive at the bank and the process was very routine, the usual teller pointing its gun and opening her mouth where I place the cash into it and then it gives me a receipt plus a smirk of a thank you. As I had all the time to spare for the evening since 2 people rejected me to catch a film, I decided to go hunting for some vcds or dvds from some land pirates.
I had to walk through a rather dark and lonely alley to get to the very shady pirates of SS15. I was walking by this convenience store and I mustn't have been paying a lot of attention to the road as there was a little girl probably not older than 2 sitting at the doorsteps of the store with her long hair covering her face. With the lighting and the setting of the whole scene, I'm very sure they make scary movies out of situations like that so when it suddenly caught my attention, my wild imagination took over and I pictured the little girl looking up at me with blood shot eyes. I freaked out for like 2 seconds as I was walking by the store towards the darker parts of my journey.
Once I regained my bearings, I noticed there was a teenage girl walking not ten feet ahead of me and she turned to the back to look at me with her suspicious eyes before returning to her walk except a few steps faster to increase the pace. Once again, the setting looked like a scene from a thriller where the stalker or psychopath trails his victim before running them down in an alley using either a knife or a handkerchief filled with chloroform. The poor girl thinking I had either one of the above mentioned weapons, placed her hands in her bag and I caught a glimpse of a pepper spray in her hand. My thoughts then were like 'WTF!!! Do I look like a stalker to you?'Of course I didn't go up to her to state my point so I reduced a gear and gradually went on a decelleration on my pace. I've never been pepper sprayed and I have no intention of having my first experience in this lifetime. As soon as the lady reached a corner, I saw her darting the other way short of crying out loud for help. I WAS NOT EVEN TEN FEET CLOSE TO HER FROM START TO END!!!!
There we have my FIRST (and hopefully my only) stalker experience were I was deemed the menace to society. God bless.
Elden's victim,
Patrick...
Posted at 10:43 pm by bigheartpatric
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Sep 25, 2005
Seven things you plan to do before you die: 1. Build a home
2. See Steve and Mark Williams again
3. Watch an Ole Miss football game live
4. Play football one more time
5. Teach Elden about God and life
6. Tell her 'I like U'
7. Breath more air
Seven things I could do: 1. Sleep like a pig
2. Eat like a pig
3. Quit drinking
4. Organize my finances
5. Saving for a house
6. Hang out with my friends more
7. Cook dinner
Seven Celebrity crushes: 1. Jessica Alba
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Seven often repeated words: 1. Good Job!
2. Ok
3. Goose morning
4. Turtle
5. I am invincible!!!
6. Amen
7. God bless
Seven physical traits I look for in the opposite sex: 1. Gentle smile
2. Short hair
3. Blue eyes
4. Vampire teeth
5. Maroon shaded cornea
6. 1 cm nostrils
7. Mickey mouse ears
(I don't exactly look at the persons face.. it's like 25% of the requirement. If ou want exact look please refer to no. 1 celebrity crush)
Seven people to be tagged:1. Wayne Rooney
2. Tun Mahathir
3. Adam Sandler
4. Mitch Albom
5. Elden Lum
6. Napolean Bonaparte
7. Jesus
Elden's victim
Patrick...
Posted at 01:25 am by bigheartpatric
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Sep 20, 2005
Super Duper Flying Kick!!!! 10:42 PM
The Flying Song in G minor
Jumping with the wind
Jumping with the wind
I say Jumping with the WIND...
God says let us be kind
He says we shouldn't mind
I asked if any I should bind
You say I have to look behind
Jumping with the wind
Jumping with the wind
I say Jumping with the WIND...
God says I can make wine
I said cool! I'll drink some to dine
He kicks me in the butt so fine
And says that the wine's not mine
Elden's victim,
Patrick...
Posted at 10:55 pm by bigheartpatric
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Sep 4, 2005
Our Current Standings 5:02PM
Quote from 'Tuesdays With Morrie' page 83...
"Because," Morrie continued, "Most of us all walk around as if we're all sleepwalking. We really don't experience the world fully, because we're half-asleep, doing things we automatically think we have to do."
The thing that caught me when I was reading the passage was that the author hit the bullseye on the mark when he suggested that we're always running after a material dream. It's like the Adam King advertisement a couple of months ago where it says, "Get that job, Get that girl, get that..." When was the last time we asked ourselves what we truly want to do if God gave us the freedom? Would you want to paint out at the meadows all day? Run cross country like Forrest Gump? Hang out with one's beloved guitar day and night? Or could it be working in a restaurant that serves top notch buffet where also get free meals from?
When was the last time we actually look out a window and appreciated the trees? We normally just brush them aside as we get along our busy schedule to grasp the world with both hands. It's just like we're being voluntarily pushed off a 50 storey building and we start thinking of safety precautions as we're dropping and notices the 25th floor. That's why you have parachutes in a sky diving expedition. You get to repeat it over and over again. Life's no sky diving but it will consume us like a whirlwind if we lose track of the things most important to us. God, our family, friends and even our pets where the relationship that binds keeps us safe, keeps our sense tingling and it too keeps us sane.
We're blessed by God to make choices and decisions. It's here where we either figure things out and have some time to make the most of it or continue to assume 'ignorance is bliss' and sleepwalk ahead sunrise till sundown.
Elden's victim,
Patrick...
Posted at 05:27 pm by bigheartpatric
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Aug 28, 2005
The Things You Come Up With After Being Rejected 1:33PM
Top Ten Self Denial Lines After Being Rejected
10. I'm fine
9. Moving on now. This is no big deal...
8. This is not God's will...
7. I knew it from the start this wasn't gonna work...
6. I had no intentions of succeeding...
5. I still have a chance. I'll just try harder tomorrow...
4. She's playing hard to get...
3. It must have been the hairstyle, I'll just change it...
2. I didn't pray hard enough...
1. I'm actually in a nightmare, waking up any moment now...
Elden's victim,
Patrick...
Posted at 01:39 am by bigheartpatric
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Aug 22, 2005
Flaring Temperaments, Stormy Emotions 11:09PM
These past two months blew by me like one boxing glove contacting perfectly onto another boxer's jaw leaving no remorse...
I was driving home from work one evening a couple of days ago and one random thought lead to another random thought from work to football to girls and then to the never ending battle between good and evil then back to work related issues while I toyed around with my cd changer. I guess I was just indecisive or in an I don't care mood when I suddenly decide to stretched on one particular issue.
The question I was thinking of was, 'Is God better in marketing & advertising than Satan?'
Think about it. I'll discuss it more later...
Elden's victim,
Patrick...
Posted at 12:01 am by bigheartpatric
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